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Pretty dinner
Also, ate fried oysters for dinner.
Totally found a pearl about as wide as the ridge of a dime.
Bitch almost cracked my teeth, but it was a cool find :)
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Dangerous LOLs
My mom just scared my brother into thinking there was a roach beside him. And he jumped because he’s a total pussy about roaches :D
And then she threw her head back to laugh and her chair almost tipped backwards
Pfffffffffft. I love my family XDDD
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- I don’t like it. It looks stupid.
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As suggested by smallmonday except I don’t remember the exact words in the english dialog haha I love this movie so much <3
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for positivelypuzzled , for writing this amusing Halloween story.
You might want to click that.
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ThorLoki \( * - * )/
I haven’t actually read that many Thorki fics… I just really like how much contrast there is between the two of them. * u *
Okay so. I just have this one psd. file titled ‘okay then’ that I always use for drawing questionable things. This is my latest “made in ‘okay then’”. oH. Well, at least they’re wearing pants.
For now.
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Factoring in Midgardian Holidays | JiM x X-Factor Crossover | Humor
Title: Factoring In Midgardian Holidays
Author: positivelypuzzled
Artist: nowwheresmynut.tumblr.com
Rating: All
Words: 4411
Pairing: Gen.
Summary: When Loki begs Leah to accompany him on a trip to Midgard for some old-fashioned trick or treating, he is surprised to find that Leah has ideas of her own for how the night should progress…
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My rec XDD awwww yisssssss
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(Source: beneathpyramids)
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Canada (pt.1) →
“Also ‘Fuck Fury’? Awkward! Could you imagine the morning-after conversation? Do you think he sleeps in his eye-patch, because I reckon I would totally be okay-“
“Just get your ass up here, Wade.”
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Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Loki: Give me nine months
SHIT LOL
OH MY GOD
I THINK I ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF
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The essence of being athorable
Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary.
(Source: lokis-pride)
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Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)
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And so, Thor saved Loki.
From Journey Into Mystery #85
Thor prefers Loki when’s he’s wet. And doesn’t have the power to fight back.
Thorki fo lyfe
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Next Stop Valhalla: STUPID STUPID FEELS
You know, I often think they should have left the extended version of the LET’S GO TO JOTUNHEIMR! scene in the movie for many reasons, but it just occured to me…you know this bit here?
THIS IS WHEN EVERYTHING WENT WRONG, OKAY.
OKAY.
…because Loki never intended anyone
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The first one is also interesting because I noticed something I didn’t the first few viewings. Loki gestures to the blade of his sceptre (dripping with Coulson’s blood) while looking at Thor, almost as if to say “look .. this is your fault .. this is what your pride and ignorance has wrought”.
Thor realizes that an innocent man, a good man, has died because of him, and he knows there are countless more about to meet the same fate. And here, he’s powerless to stop it. There’s nothing he can do. Even with Mjolnir in his hand and his immortality intact, he’s as helpless as any of the people scrambling to keep the Helicarrier aloft.
And that’s why he steps down. He doesn’t beg Loki to reconsider, he doesn’t rage at him, he doesn’t try to escape.
Why? Because it’s vengeance that Loki wants. It’s the ability to step out of the shadows and finally be seen as Loki, not Thor’s brother. Coulson’s damn right when he says Loki lacks conviction. It’s the same as when the Other calls Loki’s ambition “little, and full of childish needs”. All Loki wants is to be seen as a power unto himself, and he’s willing to do anything to gain that recognition. Granted, Thanos and the Tesseract have had some not-so-kind influence on his state of mind (I’m still convinced he was tortured to Hel and back even after getting caught in the void), but there’s still that blinding need to be seen as himself, rather than Thor’s shadow.
So, here it is. Here’s his chance. He can finally defeat his perfect brother and climb out of the abyss. And Thor doesn’t fight him. Because for Loki, Thor is willing to make any sacrifice. Even if it means his own life.
I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE FEELS
I mean you’re totally right, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
In retrospect, what I find interesting about that scene is that the first Loki Thor encounters is an illusion…but so is the second. Because the one that Coulson confronts doesn’t have the sceptre. Loki is apparently standing somewhere off in the shadows throwing his illusionary selves the way a ventriloquist throws his voice and…he knew someone was going to try and stop him. He totally set Coulson up to take a fall, and for all Loki says “Are you ever not going to fall for that?” I think Thor’s cottoned on to that here.
And that’s why he takes that last fall.
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